Episode II World Premiere - New York City, NY
Tribeca Film Festival
May
12th, 2002


Today I had an extremely rare opportunity to travel to New York City for the World Premiere of Episode II: Attack Of The Clones..
A very special thanks goes out to Terry, Patty, and Unleasht for making this report possible! As you can imagine, the experience
was something beyond describing in words, so I will attempt to do my best-

Let me just say before you read any further that Episode II has without a doubt put the Star Wars saga back on track, after the surprising disappointment of The Phantom Menace- although Episode I did have its interesting moments, and one hell of a lightsaber duel at the end, there was much left to be desired after viewing it. I can say with the utmost happiness now that after seeing Episode
II, true fans will NOT be disappointed.. As for Howard Stern's commentary, and his thoughts that Spider Man was better, all I can say
is there's no f**king way. He must have had the wrong glasses on, because this is truly the Star Wars we remember from the original Trilogy.

And now, onto the good stuff! The film was shown at the Tribeca Performing Arts Center, just a few blocks away from the infamous "Ground Zero"- the screening was only available to people who'd purchased tickets for the entire film festival, which rang in at $2500
a seat. A large portion of the proceeds (if not all) also went to the Children't Aid Society of NY, so this event really brought joy and
happiness to a large number of little ones!  The theatre was able to accomodate 935 people, and not ONE seat was vacant.. The showings were at 12:30 and 3:30pm EST, and I was there for the second showing. The audience with whom I had the privelege of seeing this masterpiece included famous names both from the Star Wars series, as well as other Hollywood favorites- During my moments of temporary insanity while waiting for the movie to begin, I managed to pick out Dan Aykroyd, Susan Sarandon, Michael J Fox, Denis Leary, James Earl Jones, and Natalie Portman from within the crowd.. Natalie and Denis were the only two who I had time to catch up with for autographs, but all of the celebrities seemed happy and totally approachable..

I was afraid that since the people sitting around me were all celebrities of some sort (actors, politicians, and the like), that there would be no shouts of joy or clapping during the opening crawl- something I was eager to hear as I did during the opening of Episode 1. But man was I wrong... As the lights dimmed, and that well-known drumroll began tapping through the air of the theatre, people started hooting, clapping, whistling, everything I needed to get my adrenaline flowing!! And from there, through the opening crawl, clear through to the end credits, we were all completely astounded. It was evident that Lucas had heard the voice of the fans, and the disgruntled commentary that resulted from some of the content of Episode 1. Episode II is complete with excellent plot development, traditional scene wipes (I even noticed the "clock" wipe, my all-time favorite!), excellent sound effects, and BEAUTIFUL visual effects! There were only 2 points where I felt that the graphics team skimped a tad, but when you see this film, I think you'll allow the gang at ILM the
same slack that I did.. There is SO much going on in this film at so many different levels, I am actually quite amazed that it wasn't
held off for another 6 months for completion- those guys are incredible!

OK, you want specifics?? Well, I'll try to describe the event without making this article chock-full of spoilers.. First of all, somebody
call Hayden Christensen's agent for me, and make an appointment for me to lick their shoes.. Hayden's done a near-impossible feat; not only has he taken a character 25 years old (by Earth time, that is..)and made us believe he'd been signed for the part all along, he even manages to bring dignity back to the character after Jake Lloyd's less than reputable performance! After watching Lloyd fumble through his lines, miss cues, and do just absolutely appalling acting, I'd pretty much lost all hope for the next two movies to impress me.. Well, Hayden, THANK YOU! He's definitely pulled it off!! I've seen David Prowse at many conventions, signing autographs with the words "David Prowse is Darth Vader". I have to say at this point, if anyone should be allowed to write such a bold statement onto anything, it would have to be Hayden Christensen, not Prowse. To quote Episode 1, Hayden has "given hope to those who have none". I was completely impressed by his ability to not only interact well with Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman, but with his overall presence in the film. And not only was his acting top-notch, his lightsaber skills make it obvious as to why he's believed to be "the chosen one"- Utterly amazing.

Next, I have to comment on Jango and Boba Fett.. It looked to me as if Lucas had taken some notes from an excellent fan-film called "Bounty Trail" (available at theForce.net for download), and made alot of FETT fans' dreams (like mine) come true. Not only does Jango satisfy us bounty hunter fans by using his entire arsenal of gadgets, his relationship with Boba is equally satisfying. And let me just say that Daniel Logan as Boba is a PERFECT fit! The kid has "problem child" written all over him via his behaviors and facial expressions, and has done an excellent job of laying the foundation for the mysterious bounty hunter we see in Episodes IV, V, and VI. The only person who I think could have done a better job in the role would have been someone who could be a real-life example of that kid named "Sid" in Toy Story.. You know- the kid who enjoyed blowing things up for fun? Now that sounds like a Boba trait..
Otherwise, hats off to you, Daniel!

While I'm on the topic of Boba and Jango, I have to say that the footage shown of the Slave 1 in full action is totally excellent. As a teeny tiny spoiler, I have to make mention of the mines that are launched from this ship... All I can say is when they go off, you will be BLOWN AWAY (no pun intended) by the effects used for their sound. I wanted to stand up and say "DROP ANOTHER ONE!!!!!" just to hear a replay of the effect! That's one that will be viewed about 7,000 times by me when the film is out on DVD.. The ship's guns, flight, motion, everything, are both eye-candy and totally based on what you saw of its motion in ESB.

Once again, without being specific, I want to point out some minor things that I thought could have been done a little better.. As I've mentioned already, I was more than amazed by this film. But if I don't write something that I felt could have been improved, readers will label me as a one-sided jackass who would approve of anything that had Star Wars written on it- so, here goes.. At one point in the film, Obi Wan is given a tour through the Clone Chambers of Kamino- while he walks through the hallway, he can see through windows to what looks like thousands if not millions of Clone Chambers.. The sad part is, what he is looking at looks almost like a cartoonish-type backdrop. It doesn't seem anywhere near as three-dimensional as the other CGI-related aspects of the film. However, as I said before, ILM did a hell of a job putting this movie together, so one would have to expect them to have some points in the film that seem as though they could have received a bit more of a touch-up.

My other criticism is regarding something that simply didn't seem like it even needed to be in the film. At one point, Anakin and Padmé are together, and Anakin is shown riding an animal while Padmé watches and laughs.. The CGI in this scene is terrible, and would have been best left on the cutting room floor.. Sadly, it only takes away from the scene where it is shown, and I would have much rather seen someone dedicate that time to cleaning up the clone chamber glitch I just mentioned above. So, with those two
comments made, I return to my praise   8^]

I'll close out by saying that Yoda is amazing, and that his new CGI-look impressed me more than I thought it would (I'm old-school, so I will always think of a puppet when I think of the little green guy...). And, as has been mentioned in other reviews, they show in true
form why he is without a doubt the Jedi "Master". Unbelievable. All of the battle sequences are completely breathtaking, I didn't see N'Sync in there anywhere (whew!!), and I will conclude by saying that even when you think you know all the surprises, you DON'T. Some things popped up that tie this film in with the original Trilogy that took me completely by surprise.. And I've been doing my homework too! So, be prepared to forget about what happened with The Phantom Menace. Those days have passed. Lucas is back in his groove with Episode II, and I can't stress enough that if you don't have tickets for opening night, FIND SOME!!!! As always, May The Force Be With You.  - Jim